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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 09:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

How do introverts celebrate their birthday?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Billion-dollar battery plant pauses construction amid electric vehicle and tariff uncertainty - AP News

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Avalanche Signs Nelson - NHL.com

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do I identify fake friends in life?

Then came..

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Mom Spotted a Growing Bump Near 3-Year-Old Daughter’s Eye. Then Came the Phone Call that Changed Their Lives (Exclusive) - AOL.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Meta in Talks for Scale AI Investment That Could Top $10 Billion - Bloomberg

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Keyshawn Davis vs. Edwin De Los Santos canceled after Davis' massive weight miss, Abdullah Mason to headline - Yahoo Sports

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids