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10.06.2025 09:50

Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
How do introverts celebrate their birthday?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Then came..
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids